{"id":9849,"date":"2025-04-18T13:12:28","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T05:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/no-cheating\/"},"modified":"2025-04-18T13:46:51","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T05:46:51","slug":"no-cheating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/fr\/no-cheating\/","title":{"rendered":"Jour de vote au village des chats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dans une vall\u00e9e recul\u00e9e, il y a un village paisible appel\u00e9 \u00ab Miaoqiu Village \u00bb.

Les r\u00e9sidents ici sont tous des chats. Ils sont g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement occup\u00e9s \u00e0 attraper des souris, \u00e0 se pr\u00e9lasser au soleil et \u00e0 l\u00e9cher leur fourrure. Ils sont inactifs 364 jours sur 365 par an.

Mais ce jour est diff\u00e9rent, aujourd\u2019hui c\u2019est le jour du vote.

Le conseil des chats du village de Miaoqiu va r\u00e9\u00e9lire son chef. Le \u00ab Parti lib\u00e9ral \u00bb et le \u00ab Parti des cheveux bleus \u00bb s\u2019affrontent et l\u2019\u00e9lection s\u2019annonce f\u00e9roce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le Blue Hair Party est le plus ancien parti politique du village. Ils \u00e9taient tr\u00e8s forts avant, mais maintenant ils affichent juste un sourire forc\u00e9.

Sachant que leur popularit\u00e9 \u00e9tait faible, ils ont secr\u00e8tement sorti une liste de chats qui n'\u00e9taient plus dans le village, ont pr\u00e9tendu qu'ils \u00e9taient toujours en vie, puis ont tamponn\u00e9 leurs empreintes de pattes sur chacun d'eux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le lendemain, le Parti lib\u00e9ral a d\u00e9couvert que plusieurs \u00ab chats d\u00e9j\u00e0 all\u00e9s au paradis \u00bb sur la liste avaient \u00e9galement vot\u00e9.

Les villageois \u00e9taient furieux :

\u00ab M\u00eame notre chat Mamaw est revenu voter ? \u00bb
\u00ab Il s'est d\u00e9j\u00e0 r\u00e9incarn\u00e9 dans la huiti\u00e8me vie ! \u00bb
\u00ab Tu vas \u00e0 l'Enfer des Chats pour \u00e9mettre des factures ? \u00bb

Le Parti Bleu, m\u00e9content d'entendre cela, a qualifi\u00e9 cette situation de pers\u00e9cution \u00e9lectorale. Il a donc mobilis\u00e9 tous ses partisans et s'est pr\u00e9cipit\u00e9 \u00e0 la porte du Tribunal des Chats en criant : \u00ab Nous sommes pris pour cible ! Les chats doivent avoir les m\u00eames droits ! La libert\u00e9 est mauvaise ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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L'un des chats, nomm\u00e9 \u00ab San Shu Gong \u00bb, se tenait sur un parterre de fleurs et criait : \u00ab Ce n'est pas seulement de la politique, c'est une bataille pour l'\u00e2me ! \u00bb (Puis il pi\u00e9tina trois rosiers.)

Tout le monde regardait cette farce, et un jeune chat orange dit silencieusement : \u00ab Je voulais juste \u00e9lire un nouveau chef de village, mais ils ont m\u00eame d\u00e9plac\u00e9 le fant\u00f4me du chat. Ce village est-il fou ? \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Et la fin ? Aucun chat n\u2019a \u00e9t\u00e9 verbalis\u00e9.

Le parti des cheveux bleus a continu\u00e9 \u00e0 squatter ce lieu avec col\u00e8re, se faisant appeler les \u00ab gardiens du monde des esprits \u00bb. Et les villageois ont commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 se demander : Avons-nous encore besoin d\u2019un parlement ? Ou devrions-nous simplement laisser CanCan d\u00e9cider de tout ?

Journal d'observation des \u00e9lections #Cat World

#La mort est une n\u00e9cessit\u00e9
#Votre chat est-il revenu signer ?
#Le contrat interdit entre le Blue Hair Party et le Cat Spirit<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le jour du vote dans le village de Miaoqiu, le Parti des Cheveux Bleus a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9nonc\u00e9 pour avoir utilis\u00e9 le nom d'un chat d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9 pour voter, provoquant la col\u00e8re des villageois.<\/p>\n

Les contre-accusations du Parti des Cheveux Bleus ont \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e9touff\u00e9es et ils se sont rassembl\u00e9s pour protester et crier \u00e0 l\u2019injustice, cr\u00e9ant ainsi une farce.<\/p>\n

Un jeune chat regarda le chaos et soupira : \u00ab C'est juste l'\u00e9lection d'un chef de village, pourquoi est-ce comme un \u00e9v\u00e9nement paranormal ? \u00bb<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9847,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"beyondwords_generate_audio":"","beyondwords_project_id":"","beyondwords_content_id":"","beyondwords_player_style":"","beyondwords_language_id":"","beyondwords_title_voice_id":"","beyondwords_body_voice_id":"","beyondwords_summary_voice_id":"","beyondwords_error_message":"","beyondwords_disabled":"","beyondwords_delete_content":"","beyondwords_podcast_id":"","beyondwords_hash":"","publish_post_to_speechkit":"","speechkit_hash":"","speechkit_generate_audio":"","speechkit_project_id":"","speechkit_podcast_id":"","speechkit_error_message":"","speechkit_disabled":"","speechkit_access_key":"","speechkit_error":"","speechkit_info":"","speechkit_response":"","speechkit_retries":"","speechkit_updated_at":"","_speechkit_link":"","_speechkit_text":""},"categories":[1204,614,635],"tags":[1062,1206,1205,1207],"class_list":["post-9849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1204","category-history","category-free","tag-1062","tag-1206","tag-1205","tag-1207"],"blocksy_meta":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-768x768.jpg",768,768,true],"large":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"trp-custom-language-flag":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-12x12.jpg",12,12,true]},"post_excerpt_stackable":"

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