{"id":1315,"date":"2021-04-01T10:03:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doolounge.wordpress.com\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2024-02-06T19:00:09","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T11:00:09","slug":"valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/fr\/valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Saint Valentin, 1er avril"},"content":{"rendered":"

en fait<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le 14 f\u00e9vrier est le poisson d'avril<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le 1er avril c'est la Saint Valentin<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La meilleure confession de l'ann\u00e9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas du tout \u00e0 la Saint Valentin, \u00e0 No\u00ebl, aux anniversaires...etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais aujourd'hui! ! !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00eame si les aveux \u00e9chouent, il n\u2019y a pas lieu de craindre que les deux parties interagissent de mani\u00e8re \u00e9trange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Avoue juste pendant que tu as des ennuis\"\ud83d\ude0f\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Combien y a-t-il de personnes le 14 f\u00e9vrier ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Utiliser des mots doux pour tromper les autres<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Combien y a-t-il d\u2019hommes et de femmes au 1er avril ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dire la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 sous pr\u00e9texte de plaisanter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

J\u2019esp\u00e8re que tous ceux qui avoueront aujourd\u2019hui sous couvert du poisson d\u2019avril r\u00e9ussiront.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Est-ce que quelqu'un veut venir me l'avouer ? ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sinon, je redemanderai plus tard\"\ud83d\ude48\"<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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