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In a remote valley, there is a peaceful village called "Miaoqiu Village".

The residents here are all cats. They are usually busy catching mice, basking in the sun, and licking their fur. They are idle 364 days out of 365 days a year.

But this day is different, today is voting day.

The cat council of Miaoqiu Village is going to re-elect its leader. The "Liberal Party" and the "Blue Hair Party" are facing off, and the election is fierce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Blue Hair Party is the oldest political party in the village. They used to be very strong, but now they are just putting on a forced smile.

Knowing that their popularity was low, they secretly took out a list of cats that were no longer in the village, pretended that they were still alive, and then stamped their paw prints on each one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The next day, the Liberal Party discovered that several "cats who had already gone to heaven" on the list had also voted.

The villagers were furious:

"Even our Mamaw cat has come back to vote?"
"It has already reincarnated in the eighth life!"
"Are you going to the Cat Hell to issue invoices?"

The Blue Party was unhappy to hear this and said this was electoral persecution, so they mobilized all their supporters and rushed to the door of the Cat Court, shouting: "We are being targeted! Cats must have equal rights! Freedom is bad!"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One of the cats, named "San Shu Gong," stood on a flower bed and shouted, "This is not just politics, this is a battle for the soul!" (Then he trampled down three rose bushes.)

Everyone was watching this farce, and a young orange cat said silently, "I just wanted to elect a new village chief, but they even moved the cat ghost out. Is this village crazy?"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What about the ending? No cats were fined.

The Blue Hair Party continued to squat there angrily, calling themselves the "Gatekeepers of the Spirit World". And the villagers began to wonder: Do we still need a parliament? Or should we just let Can Can decide everything?

#Cat World Election Observation Diary

#Death is a must
#Has your cat come back to sign?
#The forbidden contract between the Blue Hair Party and the Cat Spirit<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On voting day in Miaoqiu Village, the Blue Hair Party was revealed to have used the name of a deceased cat to vote, sparking anger among villagers.<\/p>\n

The Blue Hair Party\u2019s counter-accusations were suppressed, and they gathered to protest and cry out for injustice, creating a farce.<\/p>\n

A young cat looked at the chaos and sighed, "It's just an election of a village leader, why is it like a paranormal event?"<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9847,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"beyondwords_generate_audio":"","beyondwords_project_id":"","beyondwords_content_id":"","beyondwords_player_style":"","beyondwords_language_id":"","beyondwords_title_voice_id":"","beyondwords_body_voice_id":"","beyondwords_summary_voice_id":"","beyondwords_error_message":"","beyondwords_disabled":"","beyondwords_delete_content":"","beyondwords_podcast_id":"","beyondwords_hash":"","publish_post_to_speechkit":"","speechkit_hash":"","speechkit_generate_audio":"","speechkit_project_id":"","speechkit_podcast_id":"","speechkit_error_message":"","speechkit_disabled":"","speechkit_access_key":"","speechkit_error":"","speechkit_info":"","speechkit_response":"","speechkit_retries":"","speechkit_updated_at":"","_speechkit_link":"","_speechkit_text":""},"categories":[1204,614,635],"tags":[1062,1206,1205,1207],"class_list":["post-9849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1204","category-history","category-free","tag-1062","tag-1206","tag-1205","tag-1207"],"blocksy_meta":[],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-300x300.jpg",300,300,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-768x768.jpg",768,768,true],"large":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113.jpg",1024,1024,false],"trp-custom-language-flag":["https:\/\/doolounge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/fb_img_17449394193294184906915806587113-12x12.jpg",12,12,true]},"post_excerpt_stackable":"

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