{"id":58,"date":"2021-02-04T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-04T20:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doolounge.wordpress.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2024-02-06T19:21:11","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T11:21:11","slug":"hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/de\/hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich m\u00f6chte wirklich deine Hand zur\u00fccknehmen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-995f960e wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/doolounge.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/09\/fb_img_1631845661341.jpg?w=750\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-71\" \/><figcaption>Meine kleine Nichte ist so s\u00fc\u00df, ich wei\u00df, wie man in jedem Alter schneidet.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Als Friseur sollten Sie immer auf die scherzhaften Bemerkungen Ihrer Kunden h\u00f6ren.<br>Ich m\u00f6chte wirklich deine Hand zur\u00fccknehmen!<br>Jedes Mal, wenn ich den Eindruck habe, dass ich es nicht herausbekomme, egal was ich tue, hilfst du mir, es in den Griff zu bekommen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E9%82%A3%E7%82%BA%E4%BD%95%E4%B8%8D%E6%98%AF%E6%83%B3%E6%8A%8A%E6%88%91%E4%B8%80%E8%B5%B7%E5%B8%B6%E5%9B%9E%E5%AE%B6?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Warum willst du mich dann nicht mit nach Hause nehmen?<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0f\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t5d\/1.5\/16\/1f60f.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tats\u00e4chlich besteht oft der einzige Unterschied darin<br>wenn Sie Ihre Haare reparieren<br>Bist du mutig genug, damit herumzuspielen?&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E8%A3%BD%E9%80%A0%E7%A9%BA%E6%B0%A3%E6%84%9F?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># erzeugt ein Gef\u00fchl von Luft<\/a>&nbsp;Das ist alles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ich traue mich nicht, \u00fcber andere Friseure zu sprechen.<br>weil ich bin&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E9%A0%86%E8%91%97%E4%BD%A0%E7%9A%84%E9%AB%AE%E6%B5%81%E5%81%9A%E4%BF%AE%E5%89%AA?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># schneidet entlang Ihres Haarverlaufs<\/a><br>Anstatt den Haarfluss zu korrigieren und dann einen Formelschnitt aufzutragen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Du musst also einfach ernst sein, wenn ich dir die Haare schneide&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E9%9A%A8%E4%BE%BF%E4%BA%82%E5%90%B9?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># bl\u00e4st zuf\u00e4llig<\/a><br>Sie werden feststellen, dass es nach dem Trocknen sowohl flauschig als auch weich ist<br>Der Punkt ist&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E6%95%B4%E5%80%8B%E8%87%89%E5%9E%8B%E9%83%BD%E5%B9%AB%E4%BD%A0%E4%BF%AE%E9%A3%BE%E5%A5%BD%E4%BA%86?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># hilft Ihnen, Ihre gesamte Gesichtsform zu ver\u00e4ndern<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Weil Ihnen beigebracht wurde, das ganze Jahr \u00fcber sanft zu blasen<br>Im Gegenteil, die Haare, die oft gestylt werden, sind aus unerkl\u00e4rlichen Gr\u00fcnden gef\u00fcgig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E5%A4%AA%E9%81%8E%E6%9C%8D%E8%B2%BC%E7%9A%84%E9%A0%AD%E9%AB%AE?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># zu gef\u00fcgiges Haar<\/a><br>Haben Sie jemals \u00fcber die Notwendigkeit nachgedacht, Ihr Gesicht neu zu formen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Versuchen Sie, daran herumzuspielen und es mutig und vorsichtig anzupassen.<br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E4%B8%8D%E8%A6%81%E6%80%95%E6%95%B4%E7%90%86%E5%A3%9E%E4%BA%86?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Haben Sie keine Angst, die Anlage zu besch\u00e4digen<\/a><br>Egal wie schlimm es ist, es ist nicht so schlimm, wie wenn man jeden Tag gelangweilt aussieht!<br>Wenn es wirklich kaputt ist, sp\u00fclen Sie es einfach aus und beginnen Sie von vorne.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0f\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t5d\/1.5\/16\/1f60f.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"#\u5c0f\u59ea\u5973\u771f\u53ef\u611b#\u5168\u5e74\u9f61\u6211\u90fd\u61c2\u526a#\u96a8\u4fbf\u6574\u7406\u624d\u662f\u738b\u9053\">Es ist der richtige Weg, es locker zu organisieren<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine kleine Nichte ist so s\u00fc\u00df<br 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