{"id":294,"date":"2021-03-26T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-26T10:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doolounge.wordpress.com\/?p=294"},"modified":"2024-02-06T19:01:52","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T11:01:52","slug":"bangs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/de\/bangs\/","title":{"rendered":"Nur Pony waschen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/doolounge.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/09\/bangs.jpg?w=742\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-296\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W\u00e4schst du auch nur deinen Pony?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E6%B4%97%E7%80%8F%E6%B5%B7%E9%80%99%E6%8B%9B%E5%85%B6%E5%AF%A6%E7%B6%93%E5%B8%B8%E7%9C%8B%E5%88%B0?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Dieser Trick, den Pony zu waschen, wird tats\u00e4chlich oft gesehen.<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude44\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/ta7\/1.5\/16\/1f644.png\"><br>Es ist nur m\u00fchsam, das ganze Haar zu waschen.<br>Aber ich wasche meinen Pony nicht und er ist sehr fettig und h\u00e4ngt nach vorne.<br>Also habe ich nur meinen Pony gewaschen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber das hat man von hinten und von der Seite nicht gemerkt<br>Deine Haare gl\u00e4nzen nur streifenweise?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beginnen Sie mit dem Einstieg in die Friseurbranche<br>Ich glaube nie an Fernsehdramen<br>Sich so verhalten&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E9%82%8A%E6%92%AB%E6%91%B8%E5%B0%8D%E6%96%B9%E9%A0%AD%E9%AB%AE%E9%82%8A%E8%81%9E%E8%AA%AA%E5%A5%BD%E9%A6%99%E9%80%99%E7%A8%AE%E4%BA%8B?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># ber\u00fchrt die Haare des anderen, riecht daran und sagt, dass es gut riecht.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Immer gef\u00fchlt&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E9%82%A3%E4%B8%8D%E6%98%AF%E6%88%80%E7%89%A9%E7%99%96%E8%82%AF%E5%AE%9A%E5%B0%B1%E6%98%AF%E7%97%B4%E6%BC%A2%E4%BA%86%E5%91%A2?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Wenn es kein Fetisch ist, muss es ein Verr\u00fcckter sein.<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude44\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/ta7\/1.5\/16\/1f644.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E4%B8%96%E4%B8%8A%E6%B2%92%E6%9C%89%E9%86%9C%E5%A5%B3%E4%BA%BA?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Es gibt keine h\u00e4sslichen Frauen auf der Welt<\/a><br>Nur faule Frauen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Denken Sie nicht sorgf\u00e4ltig \u00fcber Ihr Aussehen nach<br>Dann sollten Sie gut auf die Person neben Ihnen aufpassen!<br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E6%B2%92%E6%9C%89%E4%BA%BA%E5%96%9C%E6%AD%A1%E4%B8%80%E8%BD%89%E9%A0%AD%E5%B0%B1%E8%81%9E%E5%88%B0%E6%B2%B9%E8%87%AD%E5%91%B3?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#Niemand riecht gerne den Geruch von \u00d6l, sobald er sich umdreht.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/%E6%99%82%E5%B0%9A%E5%BE%9E%E8%87%AA%E8%BA%AB%E4%B9%BE%E6%B7%A8%E5%BA%A6%E5%81%9A%E8%B5%B7?__eep__=6&amp;__tn__=*NK*F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"># Mode beginnt mit ihrer eigenen Sauberkeit<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waschen Sie auch nur Ihren Pony? # Das Waschen des Ponys ist ein Trick. Ich h\u00f6re oft Leute sagen, dass es m\u00fchsam sei, den ganzen Kopf zu waschen. Wenn Sie Ihren Pony aber nicht waschen, wird er sehr fettig und h\u00e4ngt vorne herunter. 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