{"id":1315,"date":"2021-04-01T10:03:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/doolounge.wordpress.com\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2024-02-06T19:00:09","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T11:00:09","slug":"valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doolounge.com\/de\/valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentinstag, 1. April"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Genau genommen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der 14. Februar ist der Aprilscherz<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der 1. April ist Valentinstag<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das beste Gest\u00e4ndnis des Jahres<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00dcberhaupt nicht am Valentinstag, Weihnachten, Geburtstagen usw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber heute! ! !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Selbst wenn das Gest\u00e4ndnis scheitert, besteht kein Grund zur Sorge, dass die beiden Parteien auf seltsame Weise miteinander interagieren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gestehen Sie einfach, w\u00e4hrend Sie in Schwierigkeiten sind<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude0f\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/MvYw-LQnFvDzfbYXFSM6f5vWjIZhstXoQj4slLkfAQILeO7hatCR-EAb6N-MHWZ_-MMYqXCDHkIpH14LLJeXZ2xisriYxhUBuoiwhgAWWq4yOMsmC6p8I-2DAXNXJORfEctlCT-o\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/doolounge.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/image-97.jpeg?w=400\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1317\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wie viele Menschen sind am 14. 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